350+ Best Teacher Pick Up Lines

The world of teaching is demanding, but it doesn’t mean that educators don’t have a sense of humor too. When it comes to breaking the ice or lightening the mood, teachers often turn to pick up lines that are sure to bring a smile to their colleagues or students’ faces.

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Best Teacher Pick Up Lines

  • Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
  • Hey, girl! I know Mondays are hard, but you can get through them. Teach on, girl.
  • If you need help with your English, just let me know – I’d be happy to tutor you.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
  • You had me at “Euler’s number”.
  • I think God took the color out of the ocean and put it in your eyes.
  • Do you have a map? Because I’m getting lost in your eyes.
  • I learned in my earth science class that “Rawr” means “I love you” in the dinosaur language. So, Rawr!
  • I know you’re not in the school band, but I bet we could make some sweet music together.
  • Are you the new science teacher? Because I see we have chemistry!
  • I would be happy to help tutor you in English anytime.
  • Something must be wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.
  • I hear they banned you from school lunches for being so sweet
  • I like fractions, do you want to do some with me? I am like a numerator because I like to be on top.
  • You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
  • There’s no doubt about the fact that you’re more special than relativity.
  • Your eyes are so blue I can’t look away.
  • Can you give me directions to your heart? Because I’ve seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
  • Good thing I brought my library card, ’cause I’m checkin’ you out.
  • You’re like glue – my eyes are stuck on you!
  • Do you work out a lot? I was just wondering how you managed to find that significant figure.
  • If I had a penny for every time my heart skipped a beat when I saw you, I could pay off my entire student loan.
  • Hey, girl! It’s ok to use a sick day just for your own mental health.
  • I think you’re an interesting research subject, may I write a 10-page paper about you for my term paper?
  • What’s a pretty lady like you doing in a lunchroom like this?
  • I can’t tell whether you’re beautiful or not, I haven’t gotten past your eyes.
  • Feel free to pee in the pool, I’ll deal with it later.
  • Even if there were no gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.
  • Wow, look how your chromosomes have combined beautifully!
  • I bet you’re good at English, considering how eloquent you are.
  • Baby, you’re like a teacher, and I’m like a math book. You solve all my problems.
  • I bet you’re great at teaching people how to fall in love.
  • I do an early practice at 5 am, if you want to come over, I can make you breakfast.
  • Hit the showers, it’s time for handball lessons.

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Funny Teacher Pick Up Lines

  • You’re so hot, my calculator is melting.
  • I think you’ve got something in your beautiful eyes. Oh, never mind, it’s just a sparkle.
  • They say the eyes are the mirror to the soul – and baby, you must have one beautiful soul.
  • If we were at home, cuddling on a rainy Sunday morning, what would we have for breakfast? Pancakes, bacon, eggs… your pick!
  • Hey girl, are you a 90-degree angle? Cause you’re looking right!
  • You had me at your remarkable articulation and correct usage of grammar.
  • The only thing that your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
  • Help, something’s wrong with my eyes – I just can’t take them off you.
  • I wish you were my English teacher so I could get detention every day!
  • Carry your bookbag?
  • You might be old school, but baby, you still look high school.
  • So I was reading a book of numbers the other day, and I realized I don’t have yours.
  • Excuse me madam/sir, why aren’t you in class? (Wait for an answer) Wow, my apologies, I thought you were a student.
  • You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
  • Substitute teacher: “does your normal teacher let you do that?”.
  • The alphabet is wrong. U and I should be together!
  • Enumeration tests are my favorite! For starters, let me enumerate all the things I like about you.
  • Wine on a school night. Let me pour you a glass.
  • Let’s do a committee sometime!
  • I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
  • I’m not a teacher, but I can teach you a thing or two.
  • Are you the final semester of my senior year? Because I’m happy I survived long enough to see you.
  • Excuse me, but you dropped something… my jaw!
  • How about a little HANDS-ON, sweetie.
  • Are you a teacher? Because you have class!
  • You must be a great teacher, because you’ve captured my attention.
  • Are you a math teacher? Because you make every problem in my life disappear.
  • I must be a good student because I always take notes when I’m around you.
  • Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for in a teacher.
  • Can you teach me the alphabet again? I seem to have forgotten U R A Q T.
  • You must be an art teacher because you’ve painted a masterpiece in my heart.
  • I didn’t believe in love at first sight until I saw you teaching in that classroom.
  • Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your beautiful teaching.
  • Is your name Homework? Because I couldn’t stop thinking about you all day.
  • Are you a science teacher? Because you make my heart race like an experiment gone wrong.
  • Are you a history teacher? Because I’d love for you to teach me about our future together.
  • If you were a teacher, I’d never want to graduate from your class.
  • Are you a literature teacher? Because you just brought all the words in my heart to life.
  • If learning from you is a crime, I’d gladly be your student for life.
  • Is your name Study Guide? Because I always need you by my side.

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Naughty Teacher Pick Up Lines

  • I’m trying to learn about punctuation. Can you teach me where to put the comma?
  • If you were a pencil, you wouldn’t be a number 2 because you are definitely number 1 in my book!
  • You really rocked that new seating arrangement, way to separate the walkers!
  • If loving you was homework, I’d be the happiest student in school!
  • God… I thought you were a student!
  • Ever heard of dodgeball?
  • I’m no mathematician, but I’m good with numbers. Give me yours and watch what I do with it.
  • We learned some pretty important dates in history class today, but I couldn’t help noticing that you aren’t a part of any of them.
  • Kiss me if I’m wrong, but fossil fuels still exist, right?
  • I wasn’t sure if you were a beautiful angel or a hot devil.
  • You got something on your face – my eyes.
  • Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby, I’m all lost at sea.
  • According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
  • Are you an English teacher? Because you’re giving me some serious lessons in love right now.
  • I think God took the pigment out of a leaf and put it in your eyes.
  • Life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
  • Babe, you must be a magician because everyone else disappears every time I look into your eyes.
  • Wanna have lunch together? You’re looking really delicious today!
  • My love for you is like calculus… hard to figure out and really rewarding.
  • There’s no such thing as multiple choice when you’re the only obvious choice for me.
  • Your eyes are so blue I can’t look away.
  • You have the eyes of a child. Innocent, bright, but at the same time appealing and attractive.
  • That’s not rope burn (Gym Teacher)
  • What’s your sign?
  • My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
  • You must be a very important textbook passage because seeing you is the highlight of my day.
  • Sing “Blue Eyes” by Elton John while looking at her and smiling.
  • Are you a home economics teacher? Because you make my heart beat faster like a mixer on high speed.
  • Is your name Syllabus? Because I want to spend the whole semester exploring you.
  • Are you a substitute teacher? Because you’re making my heart race like a Recess period.
  • Excuse me, but can I borrow a pen? I have to write down the moment I met you.
  • Are you a literature teacher? Because you’re the book I can’t put down.
  • Is your name Recess? Because spending time with you is the highlight of my day.
  • Are you a geography teacher? Because you’ve mapped out a journey to my heart.
  • Excuse me, but can I be your teacher’s pet? I promise to always listen and pay attention to you.
  • Are you a gym teacher? Because you always make my heart race during fitness tests.
  • Is your name Lesson Plan? Because I want to keep learning from you.
  • Are you a music teacher? Because you’ve hit all the right notes in my heart.
  • Excuse me, but do you have a grade book? Because I want to make sure I’m always at the top of your list.
  • Are you a history teacher? Because being with you feels like a trip to the past, present, and future

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Latest Flirty Teacher Pick Up Lines

  • Are you a geometry teacher? Because from this angle, you look acute.
  • You’ve been really naughty today in class. I guess I have to teach you a lesson.
  • I am weak at studying, but you can punish me as hard as you can.
  • I’ve been a naughty schoolboy. You should teach me a lesson.
  • I wasn’t sure if you were a beautiful angel or a hot devil, but now that I’m close, I see heaven in your eyes.
  • Teams will be red helmets vs blue helmets, come to my office to play against the purple helmet.
  • You have a universe in your mind and a galaxy in your eyes.
  • I’m ADD….want to help me relax?
  • You work hard and make a difference, so take some time for yourself. Your students will understand.
  • I might cheat on exams, but I will never cheat on you!
  • I’m like pi baby, I’m really long, and I go on forever.
  • If you need help with your English homework, just let me know.
  • I was supposed to solve for x. I am so glad that I found u instead.
  • Hey, teacher! You reached students on a whole new level when you incorporated film into the curriculum. Let’s turn on a movie and try out a new learning style.
  • Hey, girl! From now on, your IEPs will be done by elves, calories don’t count, and I’ll stay up late to help you color code data. I just thought you should know.
  • You’re so smart, you must be an English teacher!
  • If you get any hotter, I’ll blame you for global warming.
  • Will you be my student loans? Because I’d like to have you around for the rest of my life.
  • From now on, your IEPs will be done by elves, calories don’t count, and I’ll stay up late.
  • our eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
  • Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt: my eyes.
  • I can see why your eyes are blue. Because you just BLUE my mind. Or maybe just your eyes
  • Are you Harvard? Because I know I have no chance with you.
  • If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn’t cry for fear of losing you.
  • Hey, girl! That lesson ran bell-to-bell and included motivation, whole class, and group activities, higher-order questioning, and a meaningful summary. Your organizational skills are out of this world.
  • The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
  • I love your smile. It reminds me of the smile of the person I want to marry someday.
  • Care to evaluate each other?
  • One day, I swear you’re going to be my emergency contact person.
  • The square root of all my fantasies is you.
  • Cutie, I think I’ll need a map because I keep getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
  • When I look into your eyes, nothing exists for me anymore because I lose myself in them.
  • I hope this campus has a great medical center, because I broke my arm falling for you.

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Short Teacher Pick Up Lines

  • Are you a PE teacher? Because my heart races whenever I’m around you.
  • If you were a teacher, I’d always be on my best behavior just to impress you.
  • Is your name Pop Quiz? Because you always surprise me with your beauty and knowledge.
  • Are you a music teacher? Because you make my heart sing every time I see you.
  • Is your name Extra Credit? Because you make me want to work harder and be a better person.
  • Are you a foreign language teacher? Because you speak the language of my heart.
  • If love were a subject, you would be a straight A+ teacher.
  • Are you a coach? Because you’ve got me running in circles trying to impress you.
  • If you were a teacher, I’d never miss a day of school just to be in your presence.
  • Are you a teacher? Because you make me want to go the extra mile to impress you.
  • If you were a teacher, I’d never want summer vacation to come because I’d miss you too much.
  • Is your name Bell Schedule? Because I can’t wait for the next time I see you.
  • Are you an art teacher? Because you’ve made a masterpiece out of my heart.
  • If you were a teacher, I’d be the most attentive and engaged student in your class.
  • Is your name Field Trip? Because I want to explore the world with you.
  • Are you a science teacher? Because you’ve sparked a chemical reaction in my heart.
  • If learning from you is a crime, I’d gladly be your partner in crime.
  • Is your name Teacher’s Pet? Because I don’t mind being at the top of your list.
  • Are you a history teacher? Because you’ve made me believe in a love that transcends time.
  • If you were a teacher, I’d never want to graduate because that would mean losing you.
  • Is your name Lesson Plan? Because I can’t wait to see what you have in store for me.
  • Are you a literature teacher? Because you’ve brought all the characters in my heart to life.
  • If you were a teacher, I’d always be taking notes on how to be a better person.
  • Is your name Pop Quiz? Because you’ve surprised me with how much I adore you.
  • Are you a music teacher? Because you’ve made my heart sing a beautiful melody.
  • If learning from you is a crime, I’d gladly serve a lifetime sentence.
  • Is your name Recess? Because I want to play in the field of love with you.
  • Are you a science teacher? Because you’ve conducted an experiment that made my heart explode with love.
  • If you were a teacher, I’d never skip a class because I’d never want to miss a moment with you.
  • Is your name Final Exam? Because I want to study everything about you.
  • Are you a history teacher? Because I want to create unforgettable memories with you.
  • If you were a teacher, I’d be the starring student in all your lessons.
  • Is your name Library? Because I want to get lost in your world of knowledge.
  • Are you a language teacher? Because you’ve spoken the language of my heart.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by your classroom again?
  • Is your name Homework? Because I’m definitely feeling the connection between us.
  • Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
  • Excuse me, do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
  • Are you a teacher? Because you’ve definitely got me on a learning curve.
  • Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for in a teacher.
  • Do you teach science? Because you have chemistry with me.
  • If you were a teacher, I’d be the most attentive student in your class.
  • Are you a math teacher? Because you can add meaning to my life and subtract all my worries.
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Cute Teacher Pick Up Lines

  • Excuse me, but do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  • Are you a history teacher? Because I’d love to make some history with you.
  • I think I need to schedule a parent-teacher conference because you’ve captured my attention.
  • Is your father a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie!
  • Can I borrow your pen? I want to write down the moment I met the most beautiful teacher.
  • Is your name Study Guide? Because I can’t seem to pass without you by my side.
  • Are you a geography teacher? Because my heart keeps pointing me in your direction.
  • If you were a teacher, I’d be in your class every day to see your beautiful smile.
  • Can you please tell me what time class is? I’ve been lost in your eyes all day.
  • Are you an art teacher? Because you make my heart burst with colors and emotions.
  • Excuse me, would you mind holding my hand? I want to make my ex-teacher jealous.
  • If you were a teacher, I’d definitely be an A+ student in the subject of love.
  • Are you a physical education teacher? Because my heart is racing whenever I see you.
  • Do you have a ruler? Because every time I see you, my heart measures in kilometers.
  • Are you a literature teacher? Because you bring words to life and captivate my soul.
  • I must be a good student because I can’t help but take notes on how amazing you are.
  • Is your name Lesson Plan? Because I can’t wait to see what you have in store for me.
  • Can you help me with my history assignment? I need to know how to win your heart.
  • Are you a geometry teacher? Because you’ve got all the right angles to my heart.
  • Excuse me, is your name Ms./Mr. Perfect? Because you seem to have all the qualities I’ve been searching for in a teacher.
  • Are you a foreign language teacher? Because you speak the language of love fluently.
  • If love were a subject, you’d be the one teaching it to me every day.
  • Are you a music teacher? Because you make my heart sing a melodious tune.
  • I must be a great student because you always have my undivided attention.
  • Is your name Pop Quiz? Because you simply took my breath away.
  • Are you a teacher? Because you’re an expert at stealing hearts and making them yours.
  • If you were a teacher, I’d always raise my hand to be called by you.
  • Can you be my mentor? Because I need guidance on how to win your heart.
  • Is your name Excitement? Because you make me excited to come to class every day.
  • Do you teach physical science? Because whenever I’m around you, there’s a definite attraction.
  • Are you a counselor? Because I can’t help but be drawn to you for guidance in matters of the heart.
  • I must be getting straight A’s in love because being with you feels like a perfect score.
  • Is your name Syllabus? Because I want to know all the topics to explore with you.
  • Are you a biology teacher? Because you make my heart beat faster than a frog’s in a dissection lab.
  • If you were a teacher, I’d be the most studious student just to impress you.
  • Is your name Endless Knowledge? Because I want to learn all about you.
  • Are you the answer key? Because you hold all the right solutions to my heart.
  • If you were a teacher, I’d always do my homework to get your attention.
  • Is your name Field Trip? Because I want to go on an adventure with you.
  • Are you an English teacher? Because you’ve definitely got a way with words and grammar.
  • If learning from you is a crime, I’d happily serve a lifetime sentence.
  • Are you a teacher? Because you’ve got all the right answers to steal my heart.

Cool Teacher Pick Up Lines

  • Is your name Lesson Plan? Because you’ve definitely planned a perfect date in my mind.
  • If you were a teacher, I’d be happy to stay after class for some extra credit.
  • Do you teach chemistry? Because I feel a strong connection between us.
  • Excuse me, but I seem to have lost my homework. Can I have yours?
  • Is your name Marker? Because you’ve left a permanent mark on my heart.
  • Are you a teacher? Because every time we talk, I learn something new about love.
  • If you were a teacher, I’d be the most dedicated student just to be close to you.
  • Do you teach art? Because you’ve painted a beautiful picture in my mind.
  • Excuse me, but do you have a map? Because I seem to have gotten lost in your eyes.
  • Are you a math teacher? Because you’ve got all the right angles to my heart.
  • If you were a teacher, I’d always look forward to being educated in the subject of love.
  • Is your name Study Guide? Because I can’t seem to pass without you by my side.
  • Are you an English teacher? Because every time I see you, my heart starts to rhyme.
  • Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  • Do you teach history? Because I’d love to make some history with you.
  • Is your father a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie!
  • Can I borrow your pen? I want to write down the moment I met the most incredible teacher.
  • Are you a science teacher? Because you’ve got the formula to make my heart explode with love.
  • Excuse me, would you mind holding my hand? I want to make my ex-teacher jealous.
  • If you were a teacher, I’d definitely be an A+ student in the subject of love.
  • Are you a physical education teacher? Because my heart is racing whenever I see you.
  • Do you have a ruler? Because every time I see you, my heart measures in kilometers.
  • Are you a literature teacher? Because you bring words to life and capture my soul.
  • I must be a good student because I can’t help but take notes on how amazing you are.
  • Is your name Lesson Plan? Because I can’t wait to see what you have in store for me.
  • Can you help me with my history assignment? I need to know how to win your heart.
  • Are you a geography teacher? Because my heart keeps pointing me to you.
  • Excuse me, but do you have a compass? Because you’ve got me going in the right direction.
  • If love were a subject, you’d be the one teaching it to me every day.
  • Are you a music teacher? Because you make my heart sing a melodious tune.
  • I must be a great student because you always have my undivided attention.
  • Is your name Pop Quiz? Because you simply took my breath away.
  • Are you a teacher? Because you’re an expert at stealing hearts and making them yours.
  • If you were a teacher, I’d always raise my hand to be called by you.
  • Can you be my mentor? Because I need guidance on how to win your heart.
  • Is your name Excitement? Because you make me excited to come to class every day.
  • Do you teach physical science? Because whenever I’m around you, there’s a definite attraction.
  • Are you an art teacher? Because you’ve sketched a picture-perfect image in my heart.
  • Excuse me, but do you teach CPR? Because every time I see you, you take my breath away.
  • Are you a teacher? Because you’re a master at capturing hearts and minds.
  • If you were a teacher, I’d always pay attention in class to your beautiful smile.
  • Is your name Perfect Score? Because being with you feels like reaching the top grades of happiness.
  • Are you a biology teacher? Because you make my heart beat faster than a frog’s in a dissection lab.
  • If you were a teacher, I’d always do my homework to get a chance to impress you.
  • Is your name Field Trip? Because I want to explore the depths of love with you.
  • Are you an English teacher? Because you’ve definitely got a way with words and grammar.
  • If you were a teacher, I’d always strive to be your star student.
  • Is your name Silent Reading? Because every time I look at you, my heart stops just to admire your beauty.

Unique Teacher Pick Up Lines

  • Are you an algebra teacher? Because you can solve for X, which is my missing piece in life.
  • Are you a teacher? Because I’m ready to be a student in the school of love with you.
  • Is your name Lesson Plan? Because I’m eager to experience all the adventures you have in store for us.
  • If you were a teacher, I’d gladly stay after class to learn more about you.
  • You must be a history teacher because my heart is racing like a chariot in ancient Rome.
  • Excuse me, do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your captivating eyes.
  • Are you a teacher? Because every time I see you, I learn something new about how incredible love can be.
  • If you were a teacher, I’d always be present in your class, soaking up your wisdom and beauty.
  • Do you teach art? Because you’ve painted a masterpiece on my heart.
  • Excuse me, but I think I misplaced my homework. Can I borrow your phone number instead?
  • Are you a math teacher? Because you’ve got all the right angles to attract my attention.
  • If you were a teacher, I’d be the most dedicated student, always striving to impress you.
  • Is your name Study Guide? Because I can’t seem to succeed without you by my side.
  • Are you an English teacher? Because every time I see you, my heart composes beautiful poems.
  • Excuse me, but do you have a Band-Aid? Because I think I just fell for you and got a heartache.
  • Do you teach chemistry? Because I can feel the sparks whenever we’re together.
  • Is your name Marker? Because you’ve definitely left a lasting impression on my heart.
  • Are you a teacher? Because you’ve unlocked the door to my happiness and love.
  • If you were a teacher, I’d be the most attentive student, hanging on to your every word.
  • Do you teach physical education? Because my heart starts pounding whenever I see you.
  • Excuse me, but do you have a ruler? Because you’ve measured up to all my expectations.
  • Are you a geography teacher? Because my heart always points me in your direction.
  • If you were a teacher, I’d enroll in your class just to learn the art of loving you.
  • Is your name Highlighter? Because you brighten up my life with your presence.
  • Are you a literature teacher? Because you bring to life the characters in my dreams.
  • I must have top grades in love because being around you feels like a perfect score.
  • Is your name Class Schedule? Because I always look forward to the next time we meet.
  • Can you help me with my history assignment? Because I want to make unforgettable memories with you.
  • Are you a biology teacher? Because my heart beats faster whenever you’re near.
  • If you were a teacher, I’d willingly do all my homework just to impress you.
  • Excuse me, but do you teach astronomy? Because when I look at you, the whole universe makes sense.
  • Are you a music teacher? Because you’ve struck the chords of love in my heart.
  • I must be an excellent student because you always have my undivided attention.
  • Is your name Pop Quiz? Because you’ve surprised me with how amazing you are.
  • Are you a teacher? Because you’re skilled at capturing hearts and making them yours.
  • If you were a teacher, I’d always raise my hand to be called by you.
  • Can you be my mentor? Because I want to learn all the secrets to winning your heart.
  • Is your name Excitement? Because being with you makes me feel alive and full of joy.
  • Are you a teacher? Because you’ve got some real class.
  • Excuse me, but is your name Lesson Plan? Because I can’t seem to get you out of my mind.
  • Did it hurt when you fell from education heaven?
  • Are you a math teacher? Because you’ve got all the right angles.
  • Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for in a teacher.
  • Excuse me, but can I take you out for a cup of coffee after school? I could use some extra credit.
  • Are you a science teacher? Because you have the formula for my heart.
  • Can I borrow a pencil? Because I want to write our love story.
  • I must be a student, because I’ve been studying you all day.
  • Are you a music teacher? Because my heart skips a beat when I’m around you.
  • Excuse me, but I think you dropped something. Oh, it’s just my jaw… you’re stunning.
  • Are you an English teacher? Because you have all the words to describe how amazing you are.
  • Are you a history teacher? Because you’ve surely made a mark on my heart.
  • You must be a teacher, because you’ve taught me how to love.
  • Are you a gym teacher? Because my heart races whenever I see you.
  • Excuse me, but are you a geography teacher? Because you’ve helped me find my way to happiness.
  • Are you a art teacher? Because you’ve painted a beautiful picture in my mind.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again during recess?
  • Are you a principal? Because you make my heart skip a beat.
  • Excuse me, but I think you dropped something… my jaw, when I saw you.
  • Are you a psychology teacher? Because you’ve unlocked the secrets to my heart.
  • Is your name Homework? Because I’m not doing you, but I should be.
  • Are you a chemistry teacher? Because you and I have great chemistry.
  • Are you a biology teacher? Because you make my heart race like a cheetah.
  • Excuse me, but do you have a hall pass? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
  • Are you an algebra teacher? Because you can solve for X in my heart.
  • Is your name Study Guide? Because you make everything easier for me.
  • Are you a physics teacher? Because you’ve attracted me with your gravitational pull.
  • Excuse me, but can I take you out for dinner? I’m always hungry for knowledge, and you seem like the tastiest subject.
  • Are you a drama teacher? Because you make my heart skip a beat like a Shakespearean play.
  • Is your name Attendance? Because you’re always present in my thoughts.
  • Are you a special education teacher? Because you have a special place in my heart.
  • Excuse me, but can I borrow your textbook? Because I want to study your every word.
  • Are you a calculus teacher? Because you integrate perfectly into my life.
  • Is your name Exam? Because I can’t stop thinking about you, even when I’m trying to sleep.
  • Are you a computer science teacher? Because you’ve hacked into my heart.
  • Excuse me, but are you a foreign language teacher? Because you’ve got me saying Te amo in every language.

Whether you’re a teacher looking for a playful retort or just curious about the amusing side of the education profession, we’ve gathered some hilarious and clever teacher pick up lines that are both entertaining and educational.

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