120+ Best Teacher Pick Up Lines

Do you want to go out with a guy or girl who is a teacher? Look no further. Here are the best teacher pick up lines we have compiled from varied sources. Chat up lines come handy when you need to break the ice and start a fresh conversation with the person you like. Use these teacher pick up lines wisely to get a date with a person you like most.

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Best Teacher Pick Up Lines

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Hey, girl! I know Mondays are hard, but you can get through them. Teach on, girl.
If you need help with your English, just let me know – I’d be happy to tutor you.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
You had me at “Euler’s number”.
I think God took the color out of the ocean and put it in your eyes.
Do you have a map? Because I’m getting lost in your eyes.
I learned in my earth science class that “Rawr” means “I love you” in the dinosaur language. So, Rawr!
I know you’re not in the school band, but I bet we could make some sweet music together.
Are you the new science teacher? Because I see we have chemistry!
I would be happy to help tutor you in English anytime.
Something must be wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.
I hear they banned you from school lunches for being so sweet
I like fractions, do you want to do some with me? I am like a numerator because I like to be on top.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
There’s no doubt about the fact that you’re more special than relativity.
Your eyes are so blue I can’t look away.
Can you give me directions to your heart? Because I’ve seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
Good thing I brought my library card, ’cause I’m checkin’ you out.
You’re like glue – my eyes are stuck on you!
Do you work out a lot? I was just wondering how you managed to find that significant figure.
If I had a penny for every time my heart skipped a beat when I saw you, I could pay off my entire student loan.
Hey, girl! It’s ok to use a sick day just for your own mental health.
I think you’re an interesting research subject, may I write a 10-page paper about you for my term paper?
What’s a pretty lady like you doing in a lunchroom like this?
I can’t tell whether you’re beautiful or not, I haven’t gotten past your eyes.
Feel free to pee in the pool, I’ll deal with it later.
Even if there were no gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.
Wow, look how your chromosomes have combined beautifully!
I bet you’re good at English, considering how eloquent you are.
Baby, you’re like a teacher, and I’m like a math book. You solve all my problems.
I bet you’re great at teaching people how to fall in love.
I do an early practice at 5 am, if you want to come over, I can make you breakfast.
Hit the showers, it’s time for handball lessons.

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Funny Teacher Pick Up Lines

You’re so hot, my calculator is melting.
I think you’ve got something in your beautiful eyes. Oh, never mind, it’s just a sparkle.
They say the eyes are the mirror to the soul – and baby, you must have one beautiful soul.
If we were at home, cuddling on a rainy Sunday morning, what would we have for breakfast? Pancakes, bacon, eggs… your pick!
Hey girl, are you a 90-degree angle? Cause you’re looking right!
You had me at your remarkable articulation and correct usage of grammar.
The only thing that your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
Help, something’s wrong with my eyes – I just can’t take them off you.
I wish you were my English teacher so I could get detention every day!
Carry your bookbag?
You might be old school, but baby, you still look high school.
So I was reading a book of numbers the other day, and I realized I don’t have yours.
Excuse me madam/sir, why aren’t you in class? (Wait for an answer) Wow, my apologies, I thought you were a student.
You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
Substitute teacher: “does your normal teacher let you do that?”.
The alphabet is wrong. U and I should be together!
Enumeration tests are my favorite! For starters, let me enumerate all the things I like about you.
Wine on a school night. Let me pour you a glass.
Let’s do a committee sometime!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
I’m not a teacher, but I can teach you a thing or two.
Are you the final semester of my senior year? Because I’m happy I survived long enough to see you.
Excuse me, but you dropped something… my jaw!
How about a little HANDS-ON, sweetie.

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Naughty Teacher Pick Up Lines

I’m trying to learn about punctuation. Can you teach me where to put the comma?
If you were a pencil, you wouldn’t be a number 2 because you are definitely number 1 in my book!
You really rocked that new seating arrangement, way to separate the walkers!
If loving you was homework, I’d be the happiest student in school!
God… I thought you were a student!
Ever heard of dodgeball?
I’m no mathematician, but I’m good with numbers. Give me yours and watch what I do with it.
We learned some pretty important dates in history class today, but I couldn’t help noticing that you aren’t a part of any of them.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but fossil fuels still exist, right?
I wasn’t sure if you were a beautiful angel or a hot devil.
You got something on your face – my eyes.
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby, I’m all lost at sea.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
Are you an English teacher? Because you’re giving me some serious lessons in love right now.
I think God took the pigment out of a leaf and put it in your eyes.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
Babe, you must be a magician because everyone else disappears every time I look into your eyes.
Wanna have lunch together? You’re looking really delicious today!
My love for you is like calculus… hard to figure out and really rewarding.
There’s no such thing as multiple choice when you’re the only obvious choice for me.
Your eyes are so blue I can’t look away.
You have the eyes of a child. Innocent, bright, but at the same time appealing and attractive.
That’s not rope burn (Gym Teacher)
What’s your sign?
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
You must be a very important textbook passage because seeing you is the highlight of my day.
Sing “Blue Eyes” by Elton John while looking at her and smiling.

Latest Flirty Teacher Pick Up Lines

Are you a geometry teacher? Because from this angle, you look acute.
You’ve been really naughty today in class. I guess I have to teach you a lesson.
I am weak at studying, but you can punish me as hard as you can.
I’ve been a naughty schoolboy. You should teach me a lesson.
I wasn’t sure if you were a beautiful angel or a hot devil, but now that I’m close, I see heaven in your eyes.
Teams will be red helmets vs blue helmets, come to my office to play against the purple helmet.
You have a universe in your mind and a galaxy in your eyes.
I’m ADD….want to help me relax?
You work hard and make a difference, so take some time for yourself. Your students will understand.
I might cheat on exams, but I will never cheat on you!
I’m like pi baby, I’m really long, and I go on forever.
If you need help with your English homework, just let me know.
I was supposed to solve for x. I am so glad that I found u instead.
Hey, teacher! You reached students on a whole new level when you incorporated film into the curriculum. Let’s turn on a movie and try out a new learning style.
Hey, girl! From now on, your IEPs will be done by elves, calories don’t count, and I’ll stay up late to help you color code data. I just thought you should know.
You’re so smart, you must be an English teacher!
If you get any hotter, I’ll blame you for global warming.
Will you be my student loans? Because I’d like to have you around for the rest of my life.
From now on, your IEPs will be done by elves, calories don’t count, and I’ll stay up late.
our eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt: my eyes.
I can see why your eyes are blue. Because you just BLUE my mind. Or maybe just your eyes
Are you Harvard? Because I know I have no chance with you.
If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn’t cry for fear of losing you.
Hey, girl! That lesson ran bell-to-bell and included motivation, whole class, and group activities, higher-order questioning, and a meaningful summary. Your organizational skills are out of this world.
The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
I love your smile. It reminds me of the smile of the person I want to marry someday.
Care to evaluate each other?
One day, I swear you’re going to be my emergency contact person.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Cutie, I think I’ll need a map because I keep getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
When I look into your eyes, nothing exists for me anymore because I lose myself in them.
I hope this campus has a great medical center, because I broke my arm falling for you.