Welcome to the best soccer pick up lines! If you’re a soccer enthusiast looking for a way to score a date with your crush, these pick up lines are just the thing you need. Whether you want to impress your crush on the field or just make them laugh, these best soccer pick up lines are sure to do the trick. So if you’re ready to tackle love with some of the best pick up lines in soccer, read on to find out what we have in store!
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Best Soccer Pick Up Lines
- Ever wondered why people call me the shooter?
- Is your name Patrice? Because I want to keep you for Evra.
- I want you in my mouth.
- I must say you’re more beautiful than the beautiful game.
- Wanna see my world cup in action?
- I like Ronaldo, But I’d like to get Messi.
- Did you know you look good in short pants?
- I can bend it better than Beckham.
- Do you play soccer? Because I think I’m gonna score tonight.
- I’m like Arsenal: I’ll stay on top but I’ll finish second.
- I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
- I’m at my best during overtime.
- You’re allowed to use your hands in this game.
- Hey is your name Vincent? Because I really need your Kompany.
- It must suck not being able to use your hands like how you would use your hands on me
- If you were a soccer ball, I’d never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
- Are you Messi? Cause I am dribbling all over you.
- Is your name Joe? Cause you’ve won my Hart.
- I won’t give you a yellow card if you take off your shirt.
- Is your name Luis? Because I am hot as Figo without the ego.
- Let’s scream and moan and writhe around on the ground together.
- You know… Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions…
- Are you Suarez? Cause I’ll let you bite me all night.
- Know anyone called Omer? Cause you have a Toprak.
- Can you be Zidane tonight? Because I want some head.
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Latest Soccer Pick Up Lines
- I have the hands of god plus a few other body parts from the devil.
- You’re Hotter Than the 2022 World Cup in Qatar
- I’ll be kicking myself if I don’t get to know you better.”
- I can be Manchester City and you can be Tottentham. In other words, I am gonna screw you hard tonight.
- I bet you play soccer because you’re a keeper.
- Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.
- My name must be Ashley Young, because I’m falling for you.
- Can I take a few shots at your goal?
- I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
- You wanna score or just knock around my balls?
- Hey, girl. I bet I can get you excited without even using my hands.
- I can score more often than the average soccer player.
- Don’t Worry, Baby, I Won’t Bite (Luis Suarez)
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Funny Soccer(Football) Pick Up Lines
- If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
- Because I play soccer all of the time, I’m really good at footsie.
- Want to go upstairs and see my autograph picture of pele?
- Can I be one of the men in your box?
- Is your name Arjen? Because you’re Robben my heart.
- Are you Ashley Young? Cause you can dive on me anytime.
- What do you say we get out of these kits and test our fitness levels?
- Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions….Just letting you know!
- Hey, did ya know I’m part of a soccer team? (Really?) Yeah, hopefully I score tonight.
- Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. In other words, I’m gonna screw you hard!
- Guy: Wanna go out? Girl: I have a boyfriend. Guy: It’s just like soccer, just because there’s a goalie doesn’t mean you cant score.
- Are you David Beckham? Because I’d bend for you.
- Did you know I’m the Ronaldo of lovers?
- Are you Valdes? Because I want to teach you how to handle balls.
- I like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.