99 Best Dinosaur Pick Up Lines

If you’re looking for the best dinosaur pick up lines to use on your next date, you’ve come to the right place! Whether you’re looking for something funny, clever, or even a bit cheesy, this blog post is sure to have the perfect dinosaur pick up lines for you. Whether you’re hoping to break the ice or just make your date laugh, these dinosaur pick up lines are sure to be a hit. So read on to discover the best dinosaur pick up lines that are sure to make your date swoon!

Also Check: 120+ Best Teacher Pick Up Lines

Best Dinosaur Pick Up Lines

  • I’m hung like an Apatosaurus.
  • Why go for the b-rachiosaurus, when you could go for the D-rachiosaurus.
  • Why don’t we mosey-osaur over to my place?
  • Hey Chris Pratt! Let’s make that button-down henley extinct.
  • Don’t let my tiny arms fool you.
  • You as hairy as a mammoth; and it really turning me on!
  • Let’s play “find the dinosaur” with each other’s bodies!
  • What a nice pair of platform mounds you got there!
  • Have you ever been dinosaur kissed? Allow me to demonstrate.
  • I’m a triceratops, and if you can’t already tell I’m pretty horny.
  • Are you going hunting because that’s a nice club under your loincloth.
  • You light me on fire; Stop it! Fire bad!
  • Wanna watch my dinosaur evolve?
  • Do you know what I have in common with a pterodactyl? Aaahhhh….. my p is also silent.
  • Can you take care of this for me? My arms are too short.
  • Are you a dinosaur? Cuz jurr a$$ sick.
  • Live for the moment, baby. We could all be extinct tomorrow.
  • If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Tyranno-Gorgeous Rex.
  • Are you a dinosaur because jurA$$ics beautiful!
  • I’m like a carnivorous T-Rex, I like your meat.
  • What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore! Hahaha. Will you date me, please?
  • Do you want to pretend we’re both tyrannosaurus rex? Let’s keep each other at arm’s length!
  • Are you Dinosaur because you’ve been running through my head all day.
  • One look at you and I feel like I’ve died and gone to a museum.
  • Hey girl, after we’re done your A$$ is going to feel like it experienced its k-t extinction event.
  • Come over here let me give you a T-rex hug.
  • T Rex had arms so short he couldn’t hug you. Good thing I can.
  • Are you an excavation site? Because I dig you.
  • StegosaurME plus StegosaurYou equals StegosaurUS.
  • I going to tyrannosaurus wreck that a** when we get home.
  • Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the ‘p’ is silent.
  • Don’t let my tiny T-Rex arms fool you — I can reach everything.
  • Wanna extract some minerals from my bone?
  • Every time you go, I have vestigial feelings for you.
  • Did you know I’m a dinosaur? Yeah, I’m the elusive D-rachiosaurus.
  • Hey is that a nest on your chest? You have two T-Rex eggs on you!
  • Can I hiber-mate with you through Ice Age?
  • Hey girl, want to see my bonersaurus?
  • Hey gymosaur rex! I love your triceps-ratops!
  • I like dinosaurs, you like dinosaurs, lets get this thing going.

Also Read: 100+ Best Cuteness Pick Up Lines

Latest Dinosaur Pick Up Lines

  • Are you checking out my fangs or should I walk by again? (sabretooth tiger)
  • You can dig up my bone any day./It wouldn’t take much digging to get to my bone.
  • Can you name one similarity between me and a Triceratops? Yes, we’re both horny.
  • Are you an archaeologist? Because I have a bone you can exam.
  • Hey, baby wants to see my T-Rex.
  • Hey baby, do you wanna know why they call me erectus?
  • What do you call a dinosaur that’s just been bummed? Mega-sore-A$$.
  • Hey, kiss me if I get this incorrectly, but dinosaurs still exist right?
  • Let’s pretend you’re full of C14 so I can date you.
  • Are you a raptor? cause i wanna ride you around town.
  • Much like a T-rex, my arms are tiny. But also much like a T-rex, we make up for that with another body part wink
  • Much like the Flintstones, I’m the best at making your Bedrock!
  • Looking to overcompensate? Check these out:
  • My place or roars?
  • Let me show you why they call me ‘Pleasure-you-asaurus.
  • I would catch a pterodactyl for you.
  • Are you an angel because I’m a dinosaur.
  • Yeah I’m a t-rex and my arms are short, but guess what? I make up for it elsewhere.
  • I’m a paleontologist and you must be a fossil sample because I want to date you so much.
  • Do you want to read my body language?
  • Do you want to ride a raptor? You’re in luck, you found one! Me!
  • Everyone thinks us carnivores can’t be sensitive.
  • You make me feel like we’re in the Flirtaceous period.
  • Why did you have to end the Ice Age by being so hot?
  • Hey, I’ve just discovered a bone in my pants, and I was wondering if you could date it.
  • You should come home with me because I’ll make you dino-sore.
  • That’s the nicest tricerabottoms I’ve ever seen!
  • Yeah, I mean… Technically I’m an apatosaurus, but the chicks call me The Lickalotopuss.
  • Can I play find the dinosaur in your pants?
  • They call me the T-Rex because much like my arms, my heart is extremely small.
  • What do you call an unmatched dinosaur? Doyouthinkshesaurthis.
  • Hey, girl! What’s your favorite dinosaur?
  • What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur? JurA$$ic Pork.
  • Did you know they just discovered the last remaining megalodon? Yeah, it’s called mega-long-dong and it’s in my pants.

Also Check: 105 Best Dentist Pick Up Lines

Cheesy Dinosaur Pick Up Lines

  • I couldn’t help but notice that you’re not a b-rachiosaurus, but a DD-rachiosaurus.
  • Are you an angel? Because I’m a dinosaur.
  • Why don’t you Triassic a little tenderness?
  • You ought to return home with me since I’ll make you dino-sore.
  • You can dig up my bone any day.
  • Do you prefer triceratops or tricerabottoms?
  • Come over to my place and I’ll leave you dino-sore.
  • I’m an omnivore. That’s right baby, I eat everything.
  • You must be an excavation site; cause I’m digging you.
  • You make my heart fly like a Pterodactyl.
  • Hey, wanna come over and examine my collection of Folsom points?
  • Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
  • I know how to plesiosaur a lady/man.
  • I can plesiosaur you like no one ever had.
  • Let’s forget the carbon and move straight to the dating!
  • You put the ‘A$$’ in JurA$$ic.
  • Jurrassic-ing me back to your place? Okay!
  • Hey girl…let’s play find the dinosaur. I’ll give you a clue. It’s in my pants.
  • StegosaurME and StegosaurYou belong together do you get the message?
  • Baby, you should be a fossil sample, and I should be a restless scientist since I need to date you seriously.
  • Baby girl you’re like dino-mite.
  • Girl you put the a** in Jurassic.
  • is that a club under your felt or are you just happy to see me?
  • Hey, do you want to hiber-mate.

Also Check: Birthday Wishes For Mother-In-Law

Our Latest Posts