Are you looking for the funny and cheesy pick up lines? You have come the right place. Here are 50+ best funny and cheesy pick up lines that will help you get a date with the guy or girl you have your eyes on. These pick up lines can be used as a conversation-starter as well.
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Funny and Cheesy Pick Up Lines
- You remind me of my sister.In a romantic way.
- You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
- I want to put your Q-tips up my nose and go to sleep.
- Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime.
- You know those birds that live inside crocodile’s mouths? I want to live inside your mouth.
- What’s your favorite game? Mine’s called Following You Without You Knowing.
- Do I know you from somewhere, because I don’t recognize you with your clothes on?
- Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
- I wish I could sew myself to you.
- I have a fetish for feet, can I lick your toes?(if no) Please?!
- You remind me of Pokemon. I wanna pikkachu. I also want to keep you in a giant plastic ball in my basement.
- Your breasts look heavy.Let me hold them for you.
- Just say yes now, and I won’t have to spike your drink
- Are you a termite? Because you’re about to have a mouth full of wood.
- We would make an amazing couple. I’m the guy sitting behind you at Starbucks right now. I got your number by looking over your shoulder while you were texting your boyfriend.
- Excuse me, i managed to notice that every time i pass you, a monster grows inside me called “bitch get in my car” i just hope it doesn’t escape and make me call after it …
- Hi, I’m a new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
- I will give you one thousand dollars to smell your shoes. Please. It’s an emergency.
- That shirt would look great on my floor. Right next to the pile of panties I stole out of your dryer. They smell like you.
Dirty and Cheesy Pick Up Lines
- My pet bird died. I still have him though. He’s my only friend.
- You look so cute when you’re sleeping. P.S. Try cleaning your closet sometime.
- Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice?
- Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
- Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
- As long as I have a face, you have somewhere to sit.
- Quick, tell me everything you know about black market organ donation.
- Hey girl, I put the sensual in non-consensual.
- I’m a necrophiliac so why don’t you drop dead and I’ll think about it.
- I’d like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
- I want to make a lampshade out of your skin, because you light up my life.
- You look much more beautiful close up than you do through my telescope.
- My favorite color is clear. That way I can always see you.
- Hey babe, I’ve got a back seat with your name on it.
- I wanna eat your sh!t on bread!
- You don’t know me, but your hair smells amazing. (Especially when woven into a shirt.)
- I want to floss with your pubic hair.
- Let me spell my love for you S-T-A-L-K-E-R
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Flirty and Cheesy Pick Up Lines
- You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I’m 20.
- Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?
- Do you live in a corn field?Because I’m stalking you.
- Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
- I love you more than my jar of fingers.
- “I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U…”
- I have a fetish for feet, can I lick your toes?(if no) Please?!
- I would make out with your shadow on a gravel driveway.
- How much money do you want for your old toothbrush?
- You remind me of my pinky toe.You’re small, cute, and I’m probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight.
- Your skin is so soft, it would make a great mask.
- You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
- Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
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