40+ Best Minions Pick Up Lines

Love them or hate them, Minions have become a cultural phenomenon over the last few years. Now, you can bring some of their silliness to your love life by using these Best Minions Pick Up Lines. Whether you’re looking for something sweet and romantic, or funny and outrageous, you’re sure to find something that is sure to make your date laugh. Get ready to get your flirt on!

Related: 50 Best Animal Pick Up Lines

Best Minions Pick Up Lines

  • Hey I’m Stuart- the rebel.
  • Inside my head, I’m an expert flirt. But when it comes time for me to actually flirt, I’m like: BANANA.
  • Hey I’m Stuart- the rebel.
  • Are you a minion because I can cs together.
  • I would swim the ocean for you.. lol just kidding there are sharks in there.
  • I would get all the banana in the world para to.
  • You’re one in a minion.
  • I would get all the banana in the world para tu.
  • Imma call you minion … And you shall be my minion
  • Are you a despicable supervillain? Because I want to serve you.
  • I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
  • Bya hana lireywii. (There is a star on the sky).
  • You have me at Bello!
  • You say I’m dirty-minded… but how did you understand what I want?
  • Hana Dui Sae, will you go out with me?
  • You are sweeter than a “Papples”.
  • I’m Bob. King Bob.
  • MINion ka ba? kasi i love you for a minion times.
  • You know, with a crack and a shake, minions are not the only way who can glow in dark for some activities in the dark.

Also Check: 75+ Best Funniest Picking Up Lines

Funny Minions Pick Up Lines

  • I would swim the ocean for you.. lol just kidding there’s sharks in there.
  • Bee-do-bee-do-bee-do! You are so hot!
  • Tatata-bala-tu! Why do you have to be so perfect?
  • Muak muak muak… Muak muak muak… Muak muak muak… I can go on. I will never be tired of kissing you.
  • Po-ka is your name?
  • Can you see it? You’re one in a minion.
  • Mi bella!
  • You’re one in a minion.
  • Stupa! Stupa! You’ve been running in my mind all night.
  • Would you like to go grab some Gelato?
  • I’m Bob. King Bob.
  • You are sweeter than a “Papples”
  • Are you wearing blue overalls and black gloves? Because you are just too cute.
  • I wish we will never say Poopaye.
  • Imma call you minion … And you shall be my minion
  • You are sweeter than a “Popples”
  • I love your Heterochromia iridum eyes.
  • Hey girl, are you Gru? Because you minion a lot to me.
  • I am multi-talented! I can talk, annoy and irritate you all at the same time!
  • I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
  • You have a nice Butt! Can I make a copy?
  • Underwear…you are the most beautiful Minion I have ever met.
  • Bi-do, have we met?

Related: 75+ Best Tennessee Pick Up Lines

Our Latest Posts


1