65+ Best SpongeBob Pick Up Lines

Are you looking for the best SpongeBob pick up lines? Look no further! We’ve rounded up the most hilarious SpongeBob pick up lines for you to try on your next date. From classic lines to puns, we’ve got it all. So get ready to impress your crush with these 65+ best SpongeBob pick up lines that you need to try!

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Best SpongeBob Pick Up Lines

  • If my heart were a harpoon, I’d thrust it upon you.
  • Is it selfish that I want to be the only one in your Bikini Bottom?
  • You wanna head back to my place? I have this super awesome sink you should see.
  • Hey baby, I’m the poster boy for Long, Tan, and Handsome magazine.
  • We must be underwater because I’m drowning in your beauty.
  • Hi, I am very ugly!
  • You look like a steamed vegetable, only smarter.
  • We must be underwater because I’m drowning in your beauty.
  • So, when are you gonna let me go down to Bikini Bottom?
  • Forget the Bottom; can I just go in your Bikini?
  • Hey there, Mrs. Puff, you looking cute today.
  • I need you like Plankton needs the secret formula.
  • Are you a Krabby patty? Because I want to know your secret formula.
  • I have an extra special dish waiting for you at Weeny Hut Junior.
  • Hey girl… you easy like Sunday morning?
  • I must be Plankton, and you must be the secret formula cuz I’m trying to take you back to my place and study you…
  • Hopefully mixing my Ren and Stimpy with octopussy won’t make krab cakes again.
  • You are like a sponge to my square pants.
  • Are you sure your name isn’t Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen? Because you’re my number one.
  • I’ll stop loving you when sponge bob gets his license.
  • Tell me you don’t want my Squidward in your sandy cheeks.

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Cool SpongeBob Pick Up Lines

  • Boy, you’d have to get up pretty early in the morning to sneak a pair of buns like these past Mr. Krabs 😉
  • If I were Spongebob and you were Patrick, would you let me look in your secret box?
  • Hey girl, are you ready to get Krusty? Because I have krabs.
  • Call me Krabby Patties, because I’ll go right to your thighs.
  • Hey, you like Spongebob?
  • Do you wanna go to your sand castle or mine and race to see whos Bikini’s Bottom’s fall first?
  • How big do you think my Squidward is? (Whisper it in her ear though.)
  • If you’re tough enough, I’ll let you into my salty spittoon.
  • Your sand castle or mine?
  • Hey girl, do you want this Super Weenie Hut Jr??
  • Why is SpongeBob the main character when Patrick is the star?
  • If I can’t get into Bikini Bottom, I’ll settle for the Bikini Top.
  • I wanna flip your patties.
  • I like you; we could be tighter than bark on a tree. Are you single?
  • I’m a squirrel under the sea, and I need your nuts.
  • Do you think we will be friends forever?

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Funny SpongeBob Pick Up Lines

  • Hey! How the (dolphin noise) are ya?
  • You aren’t just a patty; you’re a pretty patty.
  • I’ve been jellyfishing all my life, and you’re a catch.
  • I bet you’re tighter than bark on a tree.
  • Do you want my Squidward on your Sandy Cheeks?
  • Are you ready to go crazy tonight? Because I am already hearing voices!
  • Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle, it was so ugly everyone died. The end.
  • Are you Smitty Werbenmanjensen? Because you’re number one.
  • I want to eat the plankton out of your Bikini Atoll.
  • Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen is number two compared to you.
  • If you were Spongebob, I would be your Pineapple House. Because I knew one thing, you can’t live without.
  • Girl, I love you like Spongebob loves his job, Sandy loves karate, and like Mr. Krabs loves money.
  • Hey girl, I am ready for a good time.
  • Yes or no question; is it wet in Bikini Bottom?
  • I won’t stop until I’m the first man to live in that Bikini Bottom.
  • I’M READY, I’M READY, for booty, for booty!
  • I haven’t been to Bikini Bottom in awhile.
  • Would you like to see my massive spatula?
  • I am ugly like a Spongebob, and I am proud of it.
  • Is that a sponge in your pants or are you just glad to see me?
  • Hey Girl! I want to sop up your love.
  • Are you feeling it, Mrs. Krabs?
  • I wanna live in your bikini bottom.
  • On a scale of one to Spongebob, how ready are you to give me your number?
  • Is it getting wet and salty in here, or is it just me?
  • Damn I love crusty crabs.
  • Let’s make a Krabby Patty. You bring the buns, and I’ll bring the sauce.
  • My love for you is bigger than Squidward’s nose!
  • You’re going to need more than a sponge to clean up after I’m done with you.
  • Hey, Baby, whaddya say we go over to my place and watch a little Spongebob?

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